Aarika ducks behind her bar stool pray'n to God, " don't let him see me please'.
Nyterath falls out of his chair he is laughing so hard.
Belorfing appears from the south.
Saphira eat the rainbow trout and throw the two-ton anvil on top of Lyra and Alexander.
Alexander thinks that is why he's the king.
Shine whispered something to Orindor.
Belorfing said to Saphira, "Hello"
Legaramir seems to appear from out of nowhere, spontaneously generating next to you.
Alexander said to Lyra, "Dear lord! A comeback. This means war..."
Aarika whispered to Nyterath, "OMG get this Daragon , got killed by an owl *laughs*."
Lyra wonders how Saphira can lift a two-ton ACME anvil.
Shine looked at Legaramir.
Daragon exits south.
Daragon appears from the south.
Lyra said to Alexander, "Yup!"
Ryeanna looks a bit worried by all the fish heavy metal objects and random moose bits being tossed about the tavern...
Legaramir looked at Ryeanna.
Legaramir exits south.
Daragon exits south.
Daragon appears from the south.
Saphira said to Lyra, "Because I am a dragon and dragons are extremely strong.*blows smoke at you*"
Nyterath rolls on the floor as tears begin to well up in his eyes from his hysterical laughter.
Daragon exits north.
Daragon appears from the north.
Lyra said to Saphira, "Strong enough to lift THAT though? Hmm..."
Alexander puts on a VERY oversized boot, near the size of a table as he takes out a cloth, spits upon it and rubs the steel toed end. When buffed to perfection, he takes aim, pulls his leg back and * Turn away if your squidgy * proceeds to shove the boot en masse, complely up the puckered sphincter of Saphira.
Lyra drops the weight of the world onto Saphira!
Nyterath wonders how a dragon can fit in the tavern...
Saphira told Nyterath, "Who are you laughing at?"
Aarika laughs ,"how can one"?
Daragon exits north.
Daragon appears from the north.
Zanar appears from the south.
Alexander would LOVE to see someone beat that move.
Atropos curls back up in her chair, keeping a close eye on Alexander and what feathers he has left.
Orindor whispered something to Shine.
Daragon exits north.
Daragon appears from the north.
Shine whispered something to Orindor.
Zanar exits up.
Saphira throws .
Alexander catches .
Daragon exits north.
Azalea snickers .
Daragon appears from the north.
Zanar appears from above.
Orindor whispered something to Shine.
Aarika whispered something to Azalea.
Alexander said, "Some people should never breed..."
Zanar bought 1 beer.
Daragon exits north.
Azalea whispered something to Aarika.
Daragon appears from the north.
Saphira blow fire up Alexanders ass and kick him harder.
Legaramir shouted, "where do you buy gray wolf's from ?"
Shine whispered something to Orindor.
Atropos said to Alexander, "You should fix that so it never happens. *grins*"
Aarika giggles, "Alexander thats harsh but, true".
Nyterath suddenly stops all of the laughter, and stands up with a serious look upon his face. He walks over to Saphira and proceeds to stick his index finger up his nostril. As he pulls it out, you notice a very large, runny bugger on the tip of the appendage. Nyterath looks at Saphira for a long moment than pokes her in the eye with the boogery finger.
Daragon exits north.
Daragon appears from the north.
Shine said to Zanar, "Hiya."
Zanar said to Shine, "hello"
Shishi seems to appear from out of nowhere, spontaneously generating next to you.
Daragon vanished before your eyes, perhaps never to be seen again.
Shine said to Zanar, "How are you?"
Aarika said, "Ewwwww gross."
Azalea said to Nyterath, "Eww, booger."
Zanar said to Shine, "good thanks. you?"
Nyterath wins.
Belorfing looked at Saphira.
Lyra said, "YUCK!"
Aarika said, "Praise God*throws hands up in the air*."
Alexander pulls out the cool, bursting sensation of Preperation H as he applies it thoroughly to his burning backside. The kick causes a huge CLANG as Alexander knocks twic upon his left buttock. " Jane Fonda... Buns of steel. "
Atropos gave 1 lemon to Nyterath.
Shine said to Zanar, "I'm fantastic!!!"
Lyra said to Aarika, "Which God?"
Zanar said to Shine, "okay, so why are you so happy?"
Saphira lift Nyterath's puny form up and throw it at the door.
Azalea does the that-is-so-nasty dance, flailing her arms and prancing about while chanting, "Eww."
Alexander laughs his ass off at Nyterath.
Shine said to Zanar, "Moonshine and I have had a really funny chat!"
Shishi said, "...???"
Nyterath flies.
Atropos falls out of her chair laughing.
Legaramir shouted, "anyone ?"
Aarika said, "Which ever one answerd my prayers to have Daragon leave *grins*."
Zanar said to Shine, "oh right, what about?"
Nyterath said to Saphira, "Oh oh! I wanna do that again!"

Azalea points out that Saphira is just a beefy dragon?
Belorfing looked at Orindor.
Azalea said to Saphira, "MmmMm, beefy."
Shine said to Zanar, "Apparently I fancy him and she sent me a h-mail saying I love james alot!"
Belorfing looked at Zeck.
Alexander believes Saphira missed that sesame street episode. You know, the one brought to you by the letter " S "
Aarika drank a beer.
Azalea whispered something to Atropos.
Shishi wanted to say 'Mmm beefy'
Saphira grab Shishi and throw him too,with his weird cookie.
Zanar said to Shine, "what??? whats up with her?"
Cetiri appears from the south.
Cetiri exits down.
Atropos whispered something to Azalea.
Shishi gets thrown and yells, "It's speial, not wierd!"
Azalea ducks under Atropos' chair, a prime hiding place.
Shine said to Zanar, "Don't know!!!"
Nyterath sneaks back into the tavern and then around Saphira. Making sure she can't see him, he drops his pants and proceeds to 'water' the dragon's hind leg."
Atropos is still curled up in a chair but is also hiding her niece!
Shishi said, "Special, with a 'c'"
Lyra snickers as a rew 'pee' plants sprout around the 'watered' leg.
Aarika said to Nyterath, "NOt in here gezzzzz *covers eyes*"
Saphira set a chair on fire and hurl it at Azalea for thinking you was 'beefy'
Azalea covers her eyes childishly, "If I can't see you, you can't see me!" The young woman yelps, while curled up under the chair.
Lyra *few.
Zanar said to Shine, "*shrugs* oh well. she is weird."
Cetiri appears from below.
Zeck shouted, "lol"
Azalea has a chair hurled at her?
Alexander proceeds to lift the dry leg as he hmms. " Yep, thought so. A tree and two boulders. There be a dragon penis. "
Azalea said, "Oh damn?"
Nyterath snickers and runs away with his pants around his ankles.
Shine said to Zanar, "It was funny though!"
Nyterath laughs his ass off at Alexander.
Zanar said to Shine, "...well sometimes weird people are funny. or just weird."
Shishi hides in a shiney corner.
Lyra snickers.
Aarika looks around with a scared look and dives under a table as another chair sores though the air "ahhhhh".
Nyterath hikes his pants back up and ponders his next move.